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Title: An Ideal World
Summary: this prompt.

( An Ideal World )

Written for this prompt.

In the beginning Hikaru had been ashamed. So ashamed that he nearly gave up on sex altogether.

His first partner had laughed at him. So had the second. Hikaru had given it one more shot where he did his best to hold back the embarrassing noises but that failed too; after it was over, he slunk out of the room, half-dressed, to the sound of peals of laughter. At that point he gave up and settled in for a life of masturbation in dark rooms, where only he could hear the noises he made. And he was...Well, not quite content, but satisfied.

To a point.

And then he met Pavel. Pavel with his pale skin and curls and wide-eyed innocence masking just what his awe-inspiring brain was capable of. Pavel, who made Hikaru want to risk his dignity just for one night where he had all of Pavel to himself. Eventually the desire grew so big, he risked it.

Pavel did laugh at him, but it was okay. And so there was a second time and then a third and then more, until eventually Hikaru stopped counting the number of times they had sex. Pavel laughed at him each time but it didn't hurt, didn't even sting. Because Hikaru knew that Pavel loved him, embarrassing noises and all. He laughed out of joy and simple amusement, without the faintest hint of malice.

That, and it was hard to feel embarrassed about the noises you made when you came when your partner fucking giggled.

Title: Bad Company
Summary: Christopher Pike just wanted to figure Jim Kirk out. So he asked him out for a drink. By the end of the night he was no closer to understanding.
Rating: R-ish?
Pairing: Jim Kirk/Christopher Pike

( Bad Company )

Title: Homesickness
Summary: Based off this prompt. However it turned out more melancholy than anything.

( Homesick )

Title: There Are No Words
Summary: Written for THIS prompt at the Star Trek XI kink meme.
Pairings: Primarily Kirk/Chekov; mentions of Kirk/Sulu, Kirk/Scotty, Kirk/McCoy and Kirk/Spock/Uhura.

( There Are No Words )

Title: 3 Times Kirk Talked To The Enterprise + 1 Time She Talked Back
Summary: I think the title sums it up nicely ^_^
A/N: Written for the following prompt: There's no doubt in my mind that Kirk's best girl is (and always will be) the Enterprise. On that note: 5 times Kirk talked to the Enterprise + 1 time she talked back. (Figuratively or literally; anon's choice.)

( Enjoy! )

Title: Twisted Lullaby
Summary: Naruto owes Kyuubi more than he knows.
A/N: Kyuubi is sexless in this story - this is why I use 'it' to refer to Kyuubi.

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( Twisted Lullaby )

The Trouble With Tobi took me forever to write because every version I wrote didn't work for me until the I wrote the version published. This is a snippet of one of the failed versions that I quite liked and was rather sad that I couldn't work it into the final version.

A/N: Although not stated in the final version, please note that Gaara remains in the dance class even after Madara leaves.

( In which more students gossip about Tobi )

This is another of three illustrations my friend did for this story. She's so talented!

( Behold Tobi showing off his dance moves and fashion sense! )

Title: Red Dawn
Summary: Be glad your school was never like this. Red Dawn High: the students are insane and the teachers are even worse...
Warnings: May contain yaoi/yuri in later chapters As of yet, the story is gen.
A/N for this chapter: Inspiration for the song of Sai's mix CD was taken from his part in the ultimate naruto fanflash (check it out if you haven't already - it's hilarious)

This chapter: Tobi arrives to teach. Everyone tries to deal.

( The Trouble With Tobi )

My amazing talented friend that illustrated No Words Describe has also done some fanart for Red Dawn High. To date she has done three pictures and here is one of them:

( Picture! )

One of my friends was kind enough to do an illustration for No Words describe and so here it is :D The story first began in English so she whipped up a quick picture :D

( Picture! )

Title: Red Dawn
Summary: Be glad your school was never like this. Red Dawn High: the students are insane and the teachers are even worse...
Warnings: May contain yaoi/yuri in later chapters As of yet, the story is gen.
A/N: School is based heavily off my own which is very different to a Japanese high school and probably other high schools.

( The Trouble With Dance )

Title: Red Dawn
Summary: Be glad your school was never like this. Red Dawn High: the students are insane and the teachers are even worse...
Warnings: May contain yaoi/yuri in later chapters As of yet, the story is gen.
A/N: School is based heavily off my own which is very different to a Japanese high school and probably other high schools.

A/N for this chapter: Pein is the principal instead of Tsunade because when I started planning it was only meant to have the Akatsuki as the staff. But then everyone else snuck in when I wasn't looking. By then I had grown attached to the idea of Pein as principal so I made Tsunade HOD of science, which kept has the unexpected benefit of keeping her with Orochimaru and Jiraiya. So Pein is the principal and Konan is a godsend his assistant.
Also, the school uniforms have the Akatsuki cloak pattern on them. The parents complain because they think school uniforms should be plainer.

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( Pein and Konan )

I've committed myself to a new fanfic. It began as a joke at lunchtime, me and my friends trying to pass some time until the bell rang. We were trying to decide what subjects the Akatsuki would teach if they were teachers at a normal school. I intended to post the list on capslock_naruto, share some lulz and forget about it.

Then one of my friends suggested I turn it onto a fanfic.

I thought was a cool idea and thought maybe I would do a short section on each member to do with their subject and teaching style and post it as a oneshot. But then we expanded the teachers to include Konoha ninja as well and then that night the friend that suggested I turn it into a fanfiction was chatting with me on Runescape. We kept coming up with scenarios and also started discussing the students (Rookie Nine, Team Gai, a few other young characters. All in all we've spent about three hours just coming up with ideas on Runescape and it looks like a monster. Perhaps a baby monster, but a monster nonetheless.

I'm excited about it though ^_^ I think it will be fun to write. I've already written one segment (about Pein hating his job as the principal and Konan being his Super!assistant.